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Total Medals Earned: 499 (From 99 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 5,865 Points

Solipskier

Medals Earned: 2/7 (20/110 points)

Bronze Medal in Awesomeness 10 Points

Achieve 1m points in a single run.

Where'd All My Tunes Go At?! 10 Points

Go fast enough to lose your headphones to the wind.

Nice Jump 5 Points

Get 100k points in a single high jump.

Wicked Tricks 10 Points

Achieve a 50x multi.

Awesome Combo! 25 Points

Achieve 100x multi.

Gold Medal in Awesomeness 25 Points

Achieve 50m points in a single run.

Sick Air! 25 Points

Get 1m points in a single high jump.

Spewer

Medals Earned: 7/7 (210/210 points)

Burp 5 Points

Complete the first chapter.

Airhead 10 Points

Complete the second chapter.

Architect 10 Points

Complete a level made in the map editor.

Rocket Sauce 10 Points

Complete the third chapter.

Gishy 25 Points

Complete the fourth chapter.

Conclusion 50 Points

Complete the final chapter.

Perfectionist 100 Points

Complete the bonus chapter.

Stamper's Quest For Fags

Medals Earned: 3/7 (15/200 points)

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Occasional Smoker 10 Points

Score 50 points in easy mode.

2 pack-a-day 25 Points

Score 50 points in medium mode.

Chain Smoker 50 Points

Score 50 points in advanced mode.

Full-Time Addict 100 Points

Score 100 points in nightmare mode.

Strawberry Porn

Medals Earned: 8/17 (40/345 points)

10 Dolla Hat 5 Points

Get 10 Dollas!

5 Dolla Footlong Cock 5 Points

Get 5 dollas!

Bath House 5 Points

Peruse the bath houses!

I PLAY PORN GAMES! 5 Points

You can never get rid of this medal!

In The Hood 5 Points

Walk through the neighborhood!

Town Square 5 Points

Walk through the town square!

Turnpike 5 Points

Walk on the turnpike!

Warehouse 5 Points

Go to the warehouse!

15 Dollas of Fame 5 Points

Get 15 Dollas!

20 Dolla Question 5 Points

Get 20 Dollas!

Glory Hole 5 Points

I spy a hole in bath house #3!

Power Plant 5 Points

Enter the power plant!

Theater 10 Points

Enter the theater!

Dollas Go Where? 25 Points

Put 25 dollas in your wallet!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Street Fighter Collab

Medals Earned: 1/8 (100/375 points)

Bloodshot 100 Points

Watch the whole thing without skipping.

Domestic Violence 25 Points

X marks the spot!

Tiger Nipples 25 Points

Give 'em a pinch!

Tiger Uppercut 25 Points

Knock that smug grin off Ryu's stupid face!

Turtles 25 Points

Nobody likes a turtle!

Yodelay-hee-hoo! 25 Points

Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick!

Ono Boners 50 Points

Oh Ono!

Egg Hunter 100 Points

Find all the secret movies!

Super Invaders

Medals Earned: 3/10 (20/305 points)

10 Enemies Killed 5 Points

10 Enemies Killed

Upgrade Bought 5 Points

Upgrade Bought

100 Enemies Killed 10 Points

100 Enemies Killed

25 Upgrades Bought 10 Points

25 Upgrades Bought

1000 Enemies Killed 25 Points

1000 Enemies Killed

All Upgrades Bought 25 Points

All Upgrades Bought

Boss Reached 25 Points

Boss Reached

Boss Killed 50 Points

Boss Killed

Great Score 50 Points

Score more then 25000

Awesome Score 100 Points

Score more then 50000

Super Mario BP Oil Spill

Medals Earned: 2/11 (15/285 points)

FISHY ASSIST 5 Points

Allow a fish to die and plug his own hole.

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

GLUG GLUG 10 Points

Destroy at least eight blowfish in a single game with other dead blowfish.

SUCKER 10 Points

Make a diver accidentally swim into a mine.

BLOW ME 25 Points

Kill at least eight BP divers in a single game with dead blowfish.

MINE YOUR BUSINESS 25 Points

Destroy at least eight mines in a single game with dead blowfish.

OCEAN DEFENDER 25 Points

Last long enough to destroy BP and Tony Hayward on his yacht.

TORPEDO TERROR 25 Points

Get a single Bullet Bill torpedo to kill two BP divers.

AQUAMAN 50 Points

Survive long enough to destroy BP and Tony Hayward without dying.

EMPLOYEE MERCY 50 Points

Kill no divers or submarines, but still destroy the BP oil rig in a single game.

HUNT FOR RED OCTOBER 50 Points

Kill at least five submarines in a single game.

Sydney Shark

Medals Earned: 6/17 (150/525 points)

AirbusA380 25 Points

Take down the Airbus A380

BroadcastHeli 25 Points

Take down the Broadcast helicopter

CrocodileJet 25 Points

Take down the crocodile jet

DHC2Beaver 25 Points

Take down the DHC 2 Beaver

HH65Dolphin 25 Points

Take down the HH65Dolphin helicopter

Sailplane 25 Points

Take down the sailplane

BAEHawk 25 Points

Take down the BAE Hawk

CH46SeaKnight 25 Points

Take down the CH46 Sea Knight helicopter

Kayak 25 Points

Crush 10 kayaks

NuclearRocket 25 Points

Nuke Sydney

Orca 25 Points

Eat 60 pieces of Orca

UFO 25 Points

Take down the UFO

Zeppelin 25 Points

Take down the zeppelin

Horse 50 Points

Kill 9 horses

Passenger 50 Points

Kill 30 cruise ship passengers

SkyDiver 50 Points

Kill 10 sky divers

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

T E T R I S ' D: The Game

Medals Earned: 3/15 (15/325 points)

Still Alive 5 Points

Stay alive for 50 block-drops

Tetris'd 5 Points

Die by getting squished.

Well Educated 5 Points

Complete the Tutorial.

'My Up Key is Jammed!' 5 Points

Survive 15 seconds without jumping.

Competing 5 Points

Submit your score.

One Wrong Move 5 Points

Die by falling off the edge.

That Was Useful 5 Points

Perform 15 corner-flips in one game.

Addicted 10 Points

Play the game for at least 20 minutes.

I'm Not Stopping 10 Points

Stay alive for 100 block-drops.

Leap, Kangaroo 10 Points

Jump 50 times in one game.

Total Showoff! 10 Points

Earn a score of 45+ seconds without jumping.

Dodgelicious 25 Points

Stay alive for 250 block-drops.

Smooth Moves 25 Points

Perform 3 consecutive wall-jumps.

Ninja 100 Points

Perform 6 consecutive wall-jumps.

True G4m3r 100 Points

Stay alive for 1337 block-drops.

Talesworth Adventure Ep.1

Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/180 points)

Noob Test 5 Points

Solve every easy (blue) room

A Novice No More 5 Points

Solve every medium (teal) room

True Adventurer 10 Points

Solve every challenging (red) room

Warrior Proper 10 Points

Solve every hard (purple) room

Glutton for Punishment 25 Points

Solve every bonus (green) room

Purveyor of Finery 25 Points

Collect all 25 gems located throughout the castle

Hoard the Hoard 50 Points

Slay the Talesworth Dragon and obtain his hoard

Thinking Things Through 50 Points

Complete the game using 5 or less Resets